April 2010
83 posts
SERIOUS ERT
Been a busy Ertel doing all I can. Let me just say I’ve been out there. Joshua Tree and then back in LA for the work time on set. Sorry it’s been sparse. You know I love you. You know I miss you. You know I care.
March 2010
61 posts
IN WHICH YOUR ARMS ARE GONE (A POEM)
You are from Guernee but that’s not a place You are in the form of an eel You’re legs are nothing and your arms are nothing and there’s a time and place in which you will not be anything either You’re best friend is a love and your love turns to me and cries out “Nothing more from this can ever harm me.” And then you don’t You don’t pretend that...
“Practice kindness, compassion and caring.”
– Is what my Yogi tea just said to me.
SO
REAL
beruwhitesunlars:
6. If You Leave Me Now by...
RAMONA AND BEEZUS MOVIE (CRIME) →
It’s almost a travesty to release a film that has NONE of the essence of the stories on which they are based. Beezus. Kind of a “Fuck You” to anyone who has ever read any of these. She’s a fucking NERD who’s insecure and bitchy and comical. What is this?
Really wrong. Is. What. It. Is.
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As far as I'm concerned, Chicago is the Paris of...
I like your thinking very much.
Ask me anything
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Which is best Chicago, Los Angeles or New York?...
FOR ME IT GOES LIKE THIS (AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE):
1. NEW YORK I find exciting and inspiring. I find the neighborhoods and the subway and the walking and the whole idea of being out very late at night and having places to go AMAZING. Night Owlz.
For starters…
2. CHICAGO is my home and lives in infamy. Great food, great people. Home.
3. LA is the place where I reside now and though it...
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What do you do when you make soup that's too...
I eat the SHIT OUT OF IT! Oh. But sometimes if it’s really spicy I eat it and I’m not thrilled. Like lentil. Lentil gets too spicy…
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It’s good to do this I heard.
LA'S BEST SANDWICHES →
Great list here.
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BATH?
Fell asleep in one last night.
Ask me anything
THIS DAY
Is a shit hole.
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what would you do with $1?
Prob buy a couple temp tattoos.
Ask me anything
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Are you a fire truck?
Clearly.
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KIKI. YOU HATH DONE IT AGAIN. FUCKING KILLER NEW... →
I’m a proud beast. What can be said?
This is so SUPREME.
Check out Kevin Phillips other works here.
WatchA GRAVE ERROR HATH OCCURED
We didn’t TiVo this. Just we didn’t. We forgot. Would anyone be so kind (you know whom you are) to speak to your friends at the AGENCY and provide this to me via DVD via messenger?
Kathy Biggie!!!!!! Big Ups. I am satisfied.
From Ertel.
Hi Jessica!
encyclopidia:
Let’s play music soon.
Don’t you dare…
(♡)
LADY OF THE NIGHT: RUTH FLOWERS (DEEJ)
“The latest party circuit princess to wow the night clubs and festivals of France with her DJ skills is a British granny who took a shine to the decks after going to a birthday disco for her grandson.”
via
NEW TRUCK ALERT
Nana Queen’s Pudding and Wings (!!)
Is there a more indulgent, yet Ertel type, of thing available to man? No. Not yet. Until. Now.
“Nana Queen’s, which soft-launches next Tuesday, March 9th, will serve four basic puddings: O.G. Nana (classic banana pudding), StrawNana (with strawberries), Nana Oh’s (with blonde Oreos) and Car Nana (with caramel). Look for special...