ertel of the night

fairest:

• Can someone please tell me what’s the value proposition of paying $3.75 for juice that comes from a plastic Odwalla jug that costs $3.75 a gallon?
• And the over medium eggs were cooked PERFECTLY!
• My partner had the Cobb Omelet. He thought it was very good. He also loved the coffee cake.
• …

TOTALLY

MAMA

BABY

SUGGS

I went to K2 on Sunday to see how bad it could be. It was the fucking worst. So so bad. Eagle Gould got a meal that made me depressed just by the way it looked. Sometimes food depresses me, especially cold turkey sausage and extremely well done eggs and boiled vegetables (including broccoli and zuchini). There were sad cheese sprinkles adorning the top of what claimed to be a 4 egg scramble that was about 1.5 eggs.

It hurt. I can’t believe I did it. I feel bad for the local businesses around it that have to lie through their teeth when asked if it’s good because they want to be kind to their new neighbor cafe but it was just CRUEL.