About Last Night
Ok here’s the story:
Ain’t no party like the ertel-drunk party. Hey. Hey.
Last night, Spencer Somers surprise part. Njoyable.
Well it took us a little while to arrive due to trying to find a liquor store which I would later find out was UNNECSSARY as much as something can be.
Our arrival was sweet. Some were already dancing. Well really only one person (Justin) but I joined him post haste. And then I had a beer. And then I said to Rachel I will need some liquor and she said oh, well we have jack and I said excellent.
I had made BOLD claims about wanting to get over the top drunk as soon as I walked into the party and in fact earlier in the day.
So. Beer in one hand. Jack in other. I chatted THE SHIT out of everyone there. For better or for worse but I might just say better. After a little of that, something occurred in the kitchen.
Someone lifted someone up. Not sure if this someone was me on the lifting end but it very well could have been. Lots of lifting had already occurred previously. Benji had lifted Jeremy and both were pleasantly surprised. I showed them. I showed my gleaming arm muscles, especially the famed shoulder muscle of my right arm. There were people in that kitchen trying to lift like 2 guys and 1 girl all at once. And it was working, or at least like 2/3 working. There was something to it.
Then to be fair. I danced a lot. I danced to LCD Sound System. It was important but perhaps I didn’t go all the way with my moves. I had already showed off many of them early in the game.
Then I assume I chatted the shit out of more people. Not too sure. And then I tried to fall asleep in the couch, or did. And didn’t want to leave but was kind of out of commission and then I went outside and was driven home. AND I had a great time and thank you and goodnight to everyone…each and everyone.
See INFY for visual reference of my drunk face. Literally.
4 years ago