JAMIE DENBO (WHAT A HAZZZZZZZZZZZARD…)
Not to be a BEAST but all this Natalie Portman stoner comedy talk sounds like a poop in my pants. Natalie Portman is not funny. Not in the least. I’m sorry. I know, I know. She was on SNL RAPPING! Mah nah nah. What even is it?
Now a new coolkidsclub.com member is on the scene having written the CHICK STONER COMEDY HOLLYWOOD HAS BEEN LOOKING FOR FOR ALL OF THESE YEARS (read saleable Hollywood mostly non-interesting, non-creative fare that is gimmicky in nature) in which Natalie’s production company will produce and she will star. It’s magic.
“The galvanizing moment for Denbo was the scene in Knocked Up when Katherine Heigl’s character makes Seth Rogen’s give up his bong. ‘It just seemed like a metaphor of, ‘Put down the bong and we can get married.’ That’s not how it goes in my house. It’s more like, ‘Hey, you’re pregnant, maybe stop smoking weed for fucking five minutes,’jokes Denbo, who is the mother of two. ‘That was never the women that I knew.’
Denbo is a big fan of classic stoner hits like Half Baked and the Harold And Kumar movies. ‘This is a comedy. It’s going to be touted as a chick stoner movie, but hopefully it’s a stoner movie for all stoners,’ she says.”
This is just what we need! Stop smoking for 5 months when your preggers. The other 4 don’t count, we all know that. Yes! Totally. They want Kathryn Bigelow to direct it! Now that’s COMEDY.
She goes on to say how penises are funnier than vaginas but boobs are funnier than all. What a fucking riot. Boobs are HYSTERICAL. So rich.
“That said, dick jokes may have reached their peak. ‘They’ve gotten to a point with dick jokes that now they have to show a dick for it to be funny,’ says Denbo, pointing to Jason Segal in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. ‘If you showed a woman with her legs spread that wouldn’t be funny. People would be disturbed by that. I would be disturbed by that. But boobs? Always funny. No problem with boobs.”
I’m kind of at a loss for this…
I’m gonna go make fun of my boobs now. Because their funny. Because I’m stoned/preggers…
Why.
Do you guys know Jane Campion?
1 year ago